6.30.2009

Wheel Funny

Somebody has stolen my bike. Or maybe they borrowed it. Because if they knew how much this bike means to me, I am sure they will be returning it shortly.







I have heard of people getting their bikes stolen.

I found this bike in a garage in Logan. The owner of the house said I could have it. A couple weeks later we found a clone of it at a used bike store that was todd's size. Yes, by some magic todd and i had twinner schwinns. We pimped our rides. And now someone has stolen my bike. I am speechless, "spoke"-less.

Going around town with out that bike is like going around with my shirt off. Or leg off. It is awkward and sad. I went everywhere on that little guy, commuting, shopping, errand running, recreating. It makes me want to do this:


I would have rather they stole my car. I hope the proceeds are feeding a family of seven living in a dingy cellar. I can see no other reason why someone would take it. Maybe if we all work together and shop at a lot of pawn shops, we can find it. Like Elizabeth Smart. (I am not comparing the losses.)
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15 comments:

  1. NewtyJune 30, 2009 at 7:44 PM

    The stolen bike sucks rocks, the last picture of Toad and what I can only guess is a missionary companion has made my week, There are a million and one captions that could go with that picture, I don't even know where to start. Thanks for that. I hope whomever stole your bike crashes and gets road rash on their privates.

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  2. J. MelodyJune 30, 2009 at 9:21 PM

    Ditto to what Paul said about the crashing. What a loss. Let's have a candlelight vigil.

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  3. AnonymousJune 30, 2009 at 9:25 PM

    If I had a bike I would give you mine! Some of my best memories are of us riding bikes in the old days. I'm sorry for your loss.

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  4. wild briJune 30, 2009 at 10:53 PM

    I am pretty sure it is a Republican plot to make you use more petroleum.

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  5. creedJuly 1, 2009 at 8:56 AM

    Sonsofbitches!

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  6. mirandaJuly 1, 2009 at 10:55 AM

    I'm so sorry about your bike! You've had a rough couple of weeks. I hope they crash and get road rash as well.

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  7. beccaJuly 2, 2009 at 11:05 AM

    check KSL, that is where jensen found his. After a little raid in the shopko parking lot..the bike was returned to the rightful owner.

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  8. Laurie BinghamJuly 2, 2009 at 5:12 PM

    oh ash bash, i feel wheel sorry for you too. i also hope the thief gets unpleasant road rash.

    do you remember the time when i accidently stole someones bike in hawaii?

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  9. Lincoln and AlisiaJuly 3, 2009 at 7:47 PM

    I am sorry for your loss. :(

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  10. TyandBreJuly 4, 2009 at 8:46 AM

    That is quite tragic... I will volunteer to help with the search.

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  11. mareJuly 8, 2009 at 9:25 AM

    sad.

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  12. wild murdocksJuly 12, 2009 at 6:28 PM

    rude. But, I'm at least happy that this post gave you the opportunity to share the karate picture again.

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  13. KateJuly 17, 2009 at 2:16 PM

    Those bastards stole your bike :( I'm so sorry....all I'm goign to say is that I always felt like they would find Elizabeth....and they did....think about it....

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  14. AnonymousJuly 20, 2009 at 7:00 PM

    Hey! I want you to call me! I lost my phone and because of that I don't have your number anymore! I have something soooo funny to tell you!!! Call me!!!!

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  15. JenAugust 3, 2009 at 6:30 PM

    Someone just stole my bike, too! Why do people have to be so inconsiderate? Pfftt.

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